Easter with a 3-year-old girl

Day 1
"Can I have my chocolate bunny?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"It’s 2 a.m."
Day 2
"Can I have my chocolate bunny?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You’re in the tub"
Day 3
"Can I have my chocolate bunny?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your mother ate it."