There’s been a lot of disturbing news lately: Big Papi, two long weeks until Mad Men starts, a tornado in Shelton. Nothing, however, compares to this: Snuggies for kids.
Here’s the press release: “Toys“R”Us stores are excited to embrace Snuggie for Kids as the newest addition to its family-friendly assortment of products. Over the past year, The Blanket with Sleeves™ has become a pop culture phenomenon and warmed its way into the hearts and vocabularies of Americans, 4 million of whom have gotten cozy on their couches with Snuggie. Now, the kid-sized version is conveniently available at Toys“R”Us stores nationwide.”
This is a sure sign of the apocalypse. Hey kids! Put your Snuggies on, the world is ending!