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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Bigger threat: Bin Laden or baggy pants?


Even Miss Teen South Carolina knows baggy pants are silly. About the only thing sillier is a law banning them. Stratford came oh-so-close to that recently, before someone slapped the town council upside the head and convinced them to reject Councilman Alvin O’Neal’s goofy idea.
O’Neal said many elderly people had complained about the sight of kids in their baggy pants.
Let’s perform a handy translation service here.
What an elderly person says: “Those baggy pants are offensive.”
What an elderly person means: “Why can’t it be like 1957 when all these black boys knew their place?”
I would be willing to pass a law against white kids dressing this way, like the kid shown here. Idiots like this should be on death row.

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