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Kid You Not believes in the Wizard of Oz style of parenting: All you need is a brain, some courage and a heart. Oh, and some Jager.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Kids say the darndest things


Dad: You went to the school nurse today?
Kindergartner: Yeah, I got a splinter.
Dad: Did you get a Band-Aid?
Kindergartner: No, she put gasoline on it.
Dad:(long pause) You mean Vaseline?
Kindergartner: Yeah. Heh.

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