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Kid You Not believes in the Wizard of Oz style of parenting: All you need is a brain, some courage and a heart. Oh, and some Jager.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Obama just lost the Derby vote


"I'm really happy to be here at Tailgators today. They got moose in Connecticut, right? Can we shoot 'em, or is that too cruel for all you Democrat wusses?"

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Putting the vice in Vice President


Everybody's all over GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin for having a pregnant 17-year-old daughter, going back to work three days after having a special-needs baby and a host of other stuff.
The thing that surprises me is she knew her unmarried daughter, Bristol, was pregnant when she accepted McCain's offer.
BRISTOL: "Thanks a lot, mom. Now everyone in the world knows I'm Alaska's Jamie Lynn Spears."
MOM: "Don't be so touchy. We'll sell the baby photos to the National Review."
The best thing about Sarah Palin is she gave her new baby the middle name "Van." As in Van Palin.
Gives new meaning to "Runnin' with the Devil."